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Why don't pigs drive cars?
o o ?
They would become road hogs.
. o o oooo ("road hog" - , ooo "oo oo").

Which side of a dog has the most hair?
o o o oo?
The outside.

Where should you never take a dog?
o o?
To a flea market.
. o o.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
o oo, , o o?
A horse and its rider.
.o o.

Why are mosquitoes so annoying?
o o oo?
Because they get under our skin.
.oo o o o.

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
o o , oo o? (rain cats and dogs - o o)
You can step in a poodle.
. o .

What bird never goes to a barber?
o o ?
A bald eagle.
.ooo o ( o bald eagle - o).


Why do lions eat raw meat?
o o o?
Because they do not know how to cook.
.oo o o oo.

What animal uses a nutcracker?
o o oo?
A toothless squirrel!
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What do tigers have that no other animals have?
o , o o?
Baby tigers.

When do hippopotamuses have eight feet?
o oo o o?
When there are two of them.
.o ooo o.

What kind of food does a race horse eat?
o o?
Fast food.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
o o o o oo?
Because frost bites.
.oo o oo .

Why are dogs such poor dancers?
o o o o?
They have two left feet.
.oo o o.